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Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
Scary organization
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Toddler Miracle Diet!
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
Seashore with family
|A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...