Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...