The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Snow Boarding For the Young
When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he...