Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
Grading of Final Exams
Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!