If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Physical training job
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Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Recently seen
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