Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Are Not
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren’t I need you to whip...
What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...