Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Super Bowl Tragedy
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...