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Big Ron
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Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
Movie Ratings Explained
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On Jeopardy
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Main Vice President
|Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he...