The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
You have an Internet addiction when . . .
|You kiss your girlfriend’s home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
A tech get drafted!
One of Microsoft Network’s finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent...
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...