yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
Professional Courtesy?
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Impressive Hunting Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...