Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...