Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded...
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...