Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
A young girl had not been feeling well…
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...