Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when…
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...