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Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
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What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
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What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
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The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager
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Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...