If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Humor about the Irish
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub....
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...