What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...