Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...
Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...