Signs and notices 04
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Least Popular Halloween Handouts
Spinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing Taffy Metamucil in a straw Ex-Lax Brownies Caramel...
The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...