Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...