Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...