Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name…
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...