A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
Blonde quickies 231-240
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...