The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be…
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
An American woman and an Iranian woman…
An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The Iranian woman...