Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Homemade Bargain Gift
Here’s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick...
Earn it hiking
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding...
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Gas Prices vs ?
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...