Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...