Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...