Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
O’Toole volunteered
|O’Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have...
A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Drinking fault finder
|A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and...
If Microsoft built cars
|Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1. A Particular model...