Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Cheap plastic rings
|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters...