A Blonde’s Bad Day
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An unfortunate coincidence
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...