Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
History Lesson
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...