Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder…
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...