What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
News war
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...