Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Quick and clear
A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something-...
Computer gender war!
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Marital Sex
While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it. Though they...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...