Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Looking For Jean Paul
Two Poles, Markowski and Krachevski go to France on a pleasure trip. They meet...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...