THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
Pre-Mammogram Exercises!
*** Pre-Mammogram Exercises! ***Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there’s no...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Politicians accident
|Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon,...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...