Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
Earn it hiking
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.