Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
History of lawyers
|Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, “You made the world so...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...