What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
She Fetches All
Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late...
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...