Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
This dog is acting bad
|While waiting for a bus, the blind man’s dog decided to go to the...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
The Bachelor Diet
The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast – Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...