Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
It is worth trying
A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist’s couch, telling him how...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...