Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...