Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
These two women went out for a night on the town…
These two women went out for a night on the town and got just...
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...