Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?
Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...