picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt…
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for...