Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...