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Polish Hockey Team
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Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Life’s Achievements!
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Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....