37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
If AOL Were A City…
You’d live in a place where no two people had the same name. You’d...
Role Reversal
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Story about infinity
|A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...