Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents The First Time You Meet...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Pay for your past bills
|A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods...