Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...