The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
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Very hostile farmer
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The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
The Perverse Guide To Getting Hired
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